Ladies, this recent descent into fashion tragedy is shocking and incredulous. Belly-button height shorts and pants, especially when combined with loose, tucked-in tops, is not an attractive, unique, or ironic look. Please, please don't go from a golden age of yoga pants, layered geek chic, and sporty brights to this full spiraling downfall. You look like my friend's moms from the early 90's, and it is disturbing/confusing to all straight men save Oedipus.
That is all.
- Hill's Manual of Social and Business Forms: Etiquette for the Table
i want to argue this post so badly, but i think i've decided to keep it civil. you're welcome.
ReplyDelete-the pseudo-feminist island of napkin lit
Well now, you're no fun.
ReplyDelete"no fun", as in "the most fun"?
ReplyDeletethe pseudo-feminist island is much bigger than the straight male one...we're not having this fight right now.
ReplyDeleteNo fight, just an argument. It's my national sport.
ReplyDelete